The joke I felt like sharing

  • My sister: *reading the Girl Scout cookies box* Ha, Samoas
  • My brother: What you say ?
  • My sister: SAMOA
  • My brother: Earl be like, "I ain't going back"
  • Me: HA ! That's funny

"I want all of my lasts to be with you."

Untitled (Phoebe Chapin)

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theroyalnonsense:

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY GIRLS WITH THE RED LINES UNDER THEY NAMES!

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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me n my pretentious girlfriend

  • me: bb whys there an unlit cigarette in ur mouth
  • her: that me metaphor

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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